JD's series of unfortunate events

JD has had a series of mishaps since my time off from school. During recess he ran into an electrical box that left him with a nice bump on the head. This weekend he visited a friend and fell off a slide, got the air knocked out of him and a sore back. Today the school nurse called with a kiting accident. seems someone else's kite fell and the string landed on JD's neck and as the child pulled the string, it cut his neck leaving a nice big gash, burn. The heat and sweat didn't seem to help the situation. I therefore did what mommy's do and went to school and brought him home to put an ice pack on it and medicine. Teacher however said not good reason to take him home. wellllll. I think not.